Smolken's Hearst

"Pullest thy vehicle to the curb and showest me thy driver's liscence and registration. Did thou knowest how fast thou was driving?"




....Mystery Science Theater 3000 takes another whack at Roger Corman with his oddly-titled period piece: The Undead. With a title like that, you'd think it would be about zombies or some odd form of necromancy. But no, its a movie about hypnotism and past lives and such. An odd movie.

But a funny one! An real underappreciated gem from early season 8. This scene in particular still leaves me laughing out loud!




"One-Adam-Twelve; seeeth thou the man at Coldwater and Malhowel."

"I'm goinst to let thou off with a warning this time. And make surest thouest takest careth of that tail-lightest!"