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Not the Warriors by ArchiCrash Not the Warriors by ArchiCrash
No, they're not the Warriors, and they haven't come out to pla-yay. But they are a dystopic street gang from New York. Behold the heros of the movie (and Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode) Escape 2000! On the left, Strike and his son. On the right, our hero, Trash, and....the creepy rat-lady whose name I never caught. And in the center, the breakout character of the movie, the mighty Toblerone!

"We gratefully acknowledge the Renolds Wrap Corporation for the donating the costumes."
"Wow, the Orcan Men have snaped."
"When Habitat for Humanity cracks down..."
"Wow, it would be horrible to die to the strains of David Strandmore."
"See, this is the danger of expanding rock videos to full legnth movies."
"Some of the politest, most informative graphiti I've ever seen."
"He's got Ricky Riccardo Tourrets Syndrome."
"So far, his greatest adversary is a lader."
"Must....get to...Whitesnake tapes!"
"She looks like a guy dressed like Dianna Ross."
"So, the hero of our movie has to go hire another hero?"
"So now the hero's subcontractor has to subcontract to his kid..."
"Again, the movie states unflinchingly that there is a city!"
"The director had a vision: make people jump in slow motion!"
"If you're into creeping around corners, this is your movie."
"And finally, the ultimate showdown between vuagely evil and somewhat ambiguous."

And how could I forget this movies signatures......Tolberone's infections laugh!
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DarthGojira Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2010
"Outta my way, gimme some laughing room here!"
GilmourApatosaur Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
How come this is not in my faves??
One of my favorite episodes with great riffs, especially how they mock the reporters...
And I quote the mighty Toblerone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ArchiCrash Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2010
"This is the danger of expanding rock videos into full legnth movies."

...Although for some reason, my favorite riff was where Trash dove through a window in an obvious stunt and the guys said "Ow, there was supposed to be a mat there!"
GodzillaD1 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2010
"Working on a Sex Farm!"
trumpsize Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2009
You are all ordered to leave the Bronx.
TheKoboldNecromancer Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2008  Student Writer
"Sir, we're okay, that's what these suits are for-WAAAAAAH!"
"Alright, now the loving begins... AAAAH!"
"No, I'm a ghost, boo!"
"I'm doing the traffic report!" "No, I am!"
"Oh great, I'm shot, then you trip me!"

The best line is still when that silver-suited henchman is on fire: "THIS FLAME-PROOF SUIT SUCKS!"

Great work. :)
ArchiCrash Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2008
Yeah, the suits didn't really do much, did they?
ctws89 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2008
"Nobody will sit on a john... full of-a dynamite!" "I did it once, and it was a mistake!" Many thanks.
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