No, they're not the Warriors, and they haven't come out to pla-yay. But they are a dystopic street gang from New York. Behold the heros of the movie (and Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode) Escape 2000! On the left, Strike and his son. On the right, our hero, Trash, and....the creepy rat-lady whose name I never caught. And in the center, the breakout character of the movie, the mighty Toblerone!
"We gratefully acknowledge the Renolds Wrap Corporation for the donating the costumes."
"Wow, the Orcan Men have snaped."
"When Habitat for Humanity cracks down..."
"Wow, it would be horrible to die to the strains of David Strandmore."
"See, this is the danger of expanding rock videos to full legnth movies."
"Some of the politest, most informative graphiti I've ever seen."
"He's got Ricky Riccardo Tourrets Syndrome."
"So far, his greatest adversary is a lader."
"Must....get to...Whitesnake tapes!"
"She looks like a guy dressed like Dianna Ross."
"So, the hero of our movie has to go hire another hero?"
"So now the hero's subcontractor has to subcontract to his kid..."
"Again, the movie states unflinchingly that there is a city!"
"The director had a vision: make people jump in slow motion!"
"If you're into creeping around corners, this is your movie."
"And finally, the ultimate showdown between vuagely evil and somewhat ambiguous."
And how could I forget this movies signatures......Tolberone's infections laugh!